Thursday, July 31, 2008

If Girija had her ways

Here is light hearted way of looking at what would have happened ifGiriya Had her waysMs Vyas's strategy is old and time tested .Displayig the opponentthat you are working for his cause and attack him from behind whenmost unexpected .She on the media shows that she is the biggest protector of women andand is a family harmony activist behind our back she is tryingconceivable way to create women extortion tools , and sneak it pastthe legislature and get it approved .Trust me , if we were not for SIF and its sister organisatonsstanding like a wall between her and her ulterior motives , we wouldhave had terrible ideas turned into laws . Laws like1) Sexual harrasment act against men2) No punishment for Dowry givers , increased punishment for 498A .3) 498A would be an offence against the state .4) Live-in Maintenance act against men5) All deaths of married women would be dowry deaths .would have caused wide spread devastation and women would have usedstate machinery against men folk , companies and the government.Ultimately men would revolt and the fight would have caused moremen's deaths .

*** :- The Indian Judicary system would untimately break under sheerload of false cases againt companies and men ( who may not be thehusband) .The next hearing date may be a decade later . It wouldtruly be "Till death do us apart " .

*** :- Banks would come out with Maintenance Loans . To provide formaintenance . You might have to sell your , mothers ornaments , homeand untimately your blood and kidneys to pay for it .

***:- Parents would encourage children to become only lawyers as thatwould become the most wide spread carrer for people . The demand forlawyers would be like there is demand for IT engineers now .

*** :- Male foeticide would reach alarming proportions as parentswould be afraid to have a male child . Even if they have one theywould coach it become a lawyer .

***:- There will be 33% reservation for women in the cricket teamalso . The cricket team would also come under the NCW scanner andthey will say why are men getting all the limelight .***:- Men unable to bear the fact that they are MEN , would call forsex change operations and become women . This will lead to a rise indemand of the doctors who so this operations .

***:- Men would start dressing like women to fool the women hunters ,lest they claim for maintenance under the Live-In relationship act .

***:- Patriotic songs will have to be modified to remove allreferences to men .Freedeom fighters if men would have to beforgotten .

***:- The men of India would never father children and this will leadto the rise of sperm banks and women kidnapping men for sex .

***:- Men would have to be imported from abroad for acting in moviesas menfolk in india would slowly become extinct.

*** After men are extint they would kept in Museums for women andtheir girl childern to see . They will say 'See that was yourfather , now I have skinned and stuffed him and hung him for display".Thank god we have an SIF to oppose her and her ulterior motives orimagine how the life of men would have turned into hell in India .

Thanks,
Arnab

1 comment:

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